fedswatching:

pour one out to the neopets we left for dead

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butiamreallylaughing:

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog asia wears diamond necklaces

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covers world-famous magazines

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and bitch ALWAYS acts like her life is dreadful

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That whore

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Anonymous asked: Drew whats the meanest thing a commenter has ever said to you? or what was something that genuinely hurt you? Also, fuck them.

mytoecold:

Honestly and I’m not kidding the comments I get most offended by are when people imply that I don’t know how to take care of my turtle 

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spiritdick:

I want to know why

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run
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ars-subtilior:

ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.