xld:

I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka

(via hi)

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Angry, and half in love with you, and tremendously sorry, I turned away. F. Scott Fitzgerald (via sleepychick)

(Source: 13neighbors, via stumblingthroughlifes)

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unclemother:

math

death

wake up america 

(via hi)

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lesbolution:

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

(via findingdaurie)

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ostolero:

kaijifan:

ostolero:

sleep tight…

why the hell are you putting your forks to bed

they’re tired
tabootattoos:

idontmxnd:

I’M SORRY BUT, RICK GENEST… AND A PUG, LIFE CANNOT BE MORE PERFECT 

^

sixpenceee:

my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me

(Source: sixpenceee, via sexdosis)

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delicatelydebonair:

I hate how if a woman has sex with a bunch of guys she’s considered a slut, but if a guy does the exact same thing, he’s ‘gay’

(Source: jadetunchy, via manda)

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"Depressed? Do something that makes you happy!"

little-sound:

edrecoveryprobs:

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I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD

(via findingdaurie)

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raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo

(Source: goldicrocs, via findingdaurie)

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